I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
I FOUND IT AGAIN
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
|—||A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via observando)|
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
The floor is lava!
|—||Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)|